Chadstone's recent renovations promise all kinds of luxury at the 'Fashion Capital'. Whilst the new stores are new and very shiny, they somehow lack the glamour of Collins St, and sit oddly amongst cheaper chain stores and people going about doing the weekly groceries in tracksuit pants. The hoards of bronzed teenage girls gawking outside these stores with their gangster boyfriends detracts further from the experience.
Walking into Tiffany & Co was particularly horrific, as I watched a woman argue with the storeperson about the authenticity of her charm bracelet despite it having fake diamantes falling off the side of the label. All class.
Capital Kitchen is nestled amongst all this. It feels like a dressed up Food Court, with tables packed in there and generic decorations brought in straight from Ikea. The random placement of cookbooks and random ornaments like lemons and bread baskets is highly unoriginal but works in the sense that it gives the feel of it being a giant homewares store with a cafe in the midst of it. (mmm much like Ikea actually.)
It it quite a pleasant cafe though, with a wide range of sandwich and sweet food choices and efficient service. The coffee is solid, as are the muffins and sandwiches. My coffee companion (a strapping young man who is about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime to America), complained about being served his peppermint tea with a tea bag despite the cafe's pretense of being a more upmarket cafe, with prices to match.
My favourite thing about Capital Kitchen is definitely its logo. I love the big white writing and unnecessary use of a full stop.
All in all though, it is definitely a massive step up from most other food establishments in Chadstone, the majority being fast food in Chadstone's multiple food courts. It does feel removed from the rest of the Shopping Centre and doesn't have the same trapped stuffy feeling that one gets from most of the other cafes in Chadstone. Capital Kitchen does appear to be trying a little bit too hard but this only makes it more of a perfect fit for Chadstone.